The kitten will be overheard giggling hysterically when this guy is handed down a sentence of 9 to Life.

I think the argument is that while yes, the developer already made their money off the original sale, the purchase of a used copy prevents them from making money from a sale of another new copy. Basically the consumer is buying it used at no profit to them vs. buying a new copy which does profit them. Obviously not on…

Just take some Bufferin and send the midgets home.

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+1, that's good

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I like it when my peepee goes THROUGH things.

Christopher Reeve was going to warn modern-day Ali about trying to replicate this moment, but then figured it might be just the trick to stop him from shaking all the fucking time.

I may have to replace poop stories with bat stories permanently.

That's hilarious. +1

You keep using the word "collection" as if it's a good thing. Maybe it is for you, but personally I don't have any interest in maintaining a video game collection. I hate clutter, and rarely play through a game more than once. I buy and play video games to experience the story or the gameplay, and once I'm done I move…

We can all mock that crown of thorns picture, but Ridell will be laughing all the way to the bank when they release next year's helmet prototype, the Air Saviour Tech 1.

I was put off by Tebow when I saw him writing 3:15 on his eye black, but it was really an over-reaction. Turns out he was just predicting his typical stat line.

This is a nice story, but even if I hadn't read it I'd know it must be nice because the title has Gamestop in it and nobody has bashed them yet.

+1, that's hilarious

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Hee!

Jesus, Clue...that may be the best visual I've had in my head in months.

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