Those Penny auction sites are all bullshit. I won a bid for her to come to my birthday party, and all she did was send me an autographed copy of A League of Their Own. It wasn't even the widescreen version.

"He needed to get out of there or he would have killed the guy," one says. "And he probably needed to wash his hands."

That's funny, and even funnier that you +1'd yourself.

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That's hilarious. +1

‘Awkward,' one says. Another: ‘Looked sad.'

This defense will fall apart when it's revealed that Head and Shoulders was Sandusky's code for oral followed by a relaxing massage.

Oh Jesus Jumped Up Christ. I can totally believe that a racist asshole would put a "White Only" sign on her swimming pool, because this country is sadly still lousy with said racist assholes. But for her to earnestly believe that this ISN'T racist behavior?? How can one person lack so much self awareness? I just can't…

I'm giving you a big internet high five right now.

I liked this.

Chuck Lorre wanted to quit the show after Charlie Sheen started attacking women with knives and indulging in "big-time cocaine" use.

I'm not going to approve the comment, but the hilarity of a random unapproved commentor earnestly critiquing a Steve U joke just killed me.

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Now THAT is a valid point and one that has not recieved sufficient attention. If developers get annoyed at what they percieve to be limited distribution and decide not to develop for it, that would be a shame. However, Nintendo probably thought there was a possibility that the device wouldn't recieve much developer…

Maybe I misread the article, but I was under the impression that it's not required for anything, simply compatible with certain games. And let's say it is required for a couple games. So you just buy it from Gamestop. If they were raping you on the price that would be one thing, but I haven't seen anybody really…

Thanks for bringing an iota of sense to this conversation. It's been much lacking.

It will only be a matter of time before they start showing up on ebay and Amazon. You will still be able to get competitive pricing on it, just not on the release date and not at brick and mortar retailers. I understand your point, and in general principal I agree with you: nobody wants to see one retailer get a…

Yeah, I can get that. It's always nice to have choices. And if Nintendo was going to sell their next console exclusively via Gamestop I'd be more willing to agree with the outrage. But for a small, niche product like this I think it's just a good financial move for Nintendo, and consumers still have complete access to…

I don't understand the "it's bad for customers" bit. Yes, in a vacuum it would be nice for a consumer to be able to walk into any store and buy what they want. But this is a very niche product without a lot of mass market appeal. It's not like you can only buy EVERY Nintendo product at Gamestop. That's why the idiot…

I hate to be the one to remove the sunshine and sparkles from your eyes, kid. But this is the way the world works. Nobody does things because they're right. Companies make decisions based on financial factors, and you don't rate. Get with the times.