"It's just goring."

Yeah, the stability on 360 is a fucking embarassment. I know that last night was probably the first huge night of server load for the game, but it's complete bullshit that they weren't prepared for it. This game has been hyped to hell, and then they can't handle the load? And it's not like this is some new IP and they…

I'd love to know why I was able to get in one game of Team Deathmatch last night before getting booted out and not being able to access another online game at any point during the evening. Their weak excuse of "server outages" does not mollify me. Luckily I was able to pop in Black Ops and have a grand old time.…

Meanwhile an inconsolable Prince Fielder sits in the dark, surrounded by empty pastry packages, and wearing a Lee jersey with "Sara" taped above it.

"NO NO NO. Look at me. You need to be in this position at the end of the song. And I want full extension on those arms. Go Google 'jazz hands' you fucking amatuer."

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Somewhere between Rita Rudner and Bob from Sesame Street.

That photo is entirely relatable, because I've never seen a black guy look anything other than confused at a hockey game.

That's great. +1

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That's genius.

Haley was just pissed that he'd misunderstood when Cassel told him earlier that he'd be "bringing a little pink" to the stadium.

That's great. +1

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They wait until they're in the stands at fucking Soldier Field to whip those pants off and go running around with their Ding Dongs and Ho Hos hanging out.

Good Lord. +1

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he closed with a comment about ice cold cocks and symbolically dropped the mic

I have a daughter who's two, and I tell her that she's beautiful all the time. But I really try to mix it up with other compliments, especially along the lines of "you're so smart!" when she uses the potty or does something else that I want to reinforce positively. I feel like, as a parent, it's sometimes a fine…

The debate over whether it's ok to co-sleep aside, I feel horrible for the parents. I can't comprehend having your child die in your bed, right next to you, much less having it happen twice. Nobody deserves to go through that kind of trauma.