While Peter North was another dick on the job for 28 years, he never had a problem with blue balls.

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This morning, Cuban's lawyers filed a brief to their motion to dismiss the suits

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Mr. Met liked to open his coat and flash a ponderous, unwieldy thing to strange women. But when they'd scream he'd tuck Jason Bay's contract away and flee.

...and necklaces made by two dozen Taiwanese toddlers.

Despite his lucrative sponsorship deal with Rite Aid, Jerry Jones could never seem to sell the seats in the section deemed AIDS ALLEY.

That's good. Glad to see you got a star.

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That's great.

I absolutely agree with you, but part of me thinks we ("we" meaning people who support gay marriage and equal rights) shouldn't stoop to the same level. It's easy to say "he's not respecting her rights, so why should she respect his?", and that's a fair question, but I can't help but think that grasping at low-hanging…

Careful how you portray Kentucky fan sites, unless you want to get harrangued by forum moderators xxxMoonShinexxx and bluegrass_sisterfucker.

Malone would have caught a lot more shit for that if it wasn't released at the same time as Stockton's poster, which was just a picture of him sitting in a diner eating a bagel with the following caption:

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That's hilarious.

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Luongo should feel pretty good that he wasn't the only Canuck getting scored on.

People in Vancouver just love pulling the goalie.

I would never ever look at myself bigger than anyone

Great. Now he'll have to balance the karmic scales by tea-bagging a crippled orphan.