@Bertucci-Boyz: The scary thing is, based on everything we now know about Jordan, Oakley was actually the nicer of the two.

Couple young guys coming up I like. I like Derrick, I like Russell, Blake

Oakley concluded the interview by backhanding Rosenburg, and then telling him he'd better have his fucking money by noon.

@bevraj of choice: +1

I find the disparate views on this interesting. My daughter is almost 2 and doesn't quite get the whole Christmas thing, but I expect next year we'll be in full-on Santa Claus mode. My wife and I both grew up with Santa, despite coming from very different religious backgrounds, and we're both really looking forward to…

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1

@David Hume: That's great. +1

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: /brofist

There's no such thing as a garbage man really anymore. They all got the jig-a-ma-jigs on the side of the truck now.

I basically had two of my best friends commentate on each and every thrust.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I'm promoting this because that may be the saddest thing I've ever read.

@FavreFAIL: You bastard, that's really funny

@bevraj of choice: +1

I'm amazed Grossman can fit the shattered dreams of every Bears fan into just two bags.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

YOU'RE THE BEST, METER MAN!

Just ask my friends and family, I can get really intense and LOUD.

@gulag: Well-played and congrats.

@Hatey McLife: Ha!

Most amazing of all is that the double whammy of Troy Brown ever sold a single jersey in that city.