They really don’t get it. Trump pulled a greater share of Latino voters than Romney did for heavens sake. Clinton lost this, Trump didn’t win this.

This argument is such bullshit. Entitlement is voting for Clinton when her warmongering foreign policy has and will continue to cause the deaths of tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people around the world. Her pushing to sell massive amounts of weapons - including cluster bombs - to Saudi Arabia while…

To be fair, Hillary’s foreign policy will likely inch us closer to nuclear war as well.

What do you mean she has no control? She could make an actual statement for or against the pipeline. You think it’s mean to expect a coherent statement on a critical issue from a future president? This is one of the only times that the public has any leverage whatsoever to demand clear answers to clear questions.

same BMI too.

Trump’s face always resembles Garfield after he’s just broken a lamp and eaten an entire pan of lasagna.

Where do former/present Gawker Media writers fall in this taxonomy? Because those people are my favourite to follow on Twitter.

Liberals always say say “it works in Europe, it works in Europe!” But suddenly, when we follow Europe’s lead on a little anti-semitism and hatred for all who aren’t in our own small, ethnic enclave, it’s a problem.

Lol, you sound like a scientist. A real engineer would be doing a squeeze test.

Seriously, does no one do any research? Every campaign has election observers. Trump sucks enough to not have to make things up.

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

I am loving the sexual tone you’re giving it. Flopped it around, rubbed the buttons, faked an orgasm and said “yeah....that was great...”

The adult thing to do is to realize that we fall in love or have crushes on multiple people during our lifetime even after marriage. You don’t have to act on every one of them. It’s narcissistic and childish to think that once you marry you’ll never crush on anyone else. Even more childish to act on the crush.

Holy shit and you paid money for that?

OMG I DIED

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Thank you! I constantly get in arguments at children’s burn wards trying to tell the kids their parents and teachers are liars. Here’s the proof I need.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.