Eat shit

Why do I feel like I’m not allowed to have policy issues with her?

This dickface is like the Jonathan Safran Foer of boring celebukid rock music.

Ugh, kids like this turn into Ben Shapiro.

For what it’s worth I remember the final line as “pissing on the wall.”

LOL Matt Yglesias.

If a free speech sounds in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Ah! Thank you. I knew I remembered reading about volunteer observers in the past.

Wait a second...don’t all campaigns have volunteer election observers?

Does it make you uncomfortable?

Gasparilla is greater evidence of Tampa’s being the most flaccid, unauthentic place in the world. Gasparilla is not even based on any mythology. There was never a Jose Gaspar, and there was never a pirate ship, and there was never a pirate invasion of the city. There weren’t even any pirates around that part of…

Tampa might be within driving distance to some nice beachy/touristy areas, but the city and its environs are a flavorless wasteland. At least Jacksonville has some sense of culture, and some sense of history. It’s at least more culturally southern than Tampa is. Tampa is just....nothing.

Ay, some fun tracks, and one excellent troll, but they’re still lightweight 90's garbage with a egocentric douchebag for a singer.

Wut can I say? I’m a gud righter.

And now you fart in front of each other.

Seems like a quasi-sexual fixation.

Ah, for some reason it isn’t posting the episode correctly. It’s a fetishistic interest in sounds and sensations that make your scalp and spine tingle.

Just watch this episode of High Maintenance:

Creative writing MFA program.

I wish I was kidding. He was trying to impart some sort of lesson, though I’m still not sure WTF it was.