This is retarded. Equivalency arguments are always retarded, and you're fucking retarded for defending it because 'nuh uh you did it too.' Shut the fuck up.

With the advent of freestyle motocross and freestyle snowmobiling, is the logical end point freestyle rally cars? Can't wait to see Travis Pastrana do a backflip in a WRX.

Drew, thanks for changing your profile picture. Your stretched head was weirding me out.

I'm already cringing at how much it's going to cost to keep Mike Trout. Also really enjoy that the Boston Dumpster Fires are still more expensive than the Angels, but only because fuck Boston.

Cocksucker in a huge upset. It's such a good word, I was using a test of what word sounds better as a standalone expletive like you just hurt yourself: Bang your pinky toe on a table, "COCK. SUCK. ER." But it's also good in the other test I was using which was "You're such a [word]."

Doofy NYU creative writing undergrad rolls with the punches, news at 11.

That's not a butt.

You said internet polls, other than Zogby, did ok. Do you think we'll start to see a shift towards these? Any comments on polling methodologies in general (ie how are people still not calling cell phones, it's 20 god damn 12?)