This is a really dumb thing to care about, and publishing an article about it just panders to the dipshits that do.

“Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies. If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy with it. You know why? Because girls are nice. They don’t give a fuck because we see people for who they are!”

I think calling it The Marvels is probably hurting it at the box office. They should’ve called it Star Wars: The Rise of the Marvels or Avatar: The Way of the Marvels instead.

I mean, convoluted is an understatement.

I’m not Gen Z, but I share the sentiment. It’s not that I don’t like romance and a great erotic scene, but I find it tiresome that romance must always be the default between two characters with compatible orientations. It’s really fun to just watch people be friends.

He misunderstood Fight Club completely. It doesn’t glorify toxic masculinity, it decries it and considers it a side effect of late stage capitalism. And yes, that’s an oversimplification.

I think the AV Club writers are contractually obligated to include one baffling decision in every listicle just to keep us talking.

This is your 73rd best comment.

You have to be trolling.

This is the thing that bothers me the most about MCU ultras. Why can’t you just be happy you completely control blockbuster cinema? You got studios giving your third tier characters $150 million budget feature films, you are basically living in the best possible outcome and you’re still complaining because some people…

That would be Monseir Greens issues with his father bleeding all over the piece. 

“Scorsese is 80 years old, and it galls him to know that the Marvel films through Avengers: Endgame represent a signature cultural event in the cinema of our time. When Marty is gone, and an entire body of work steeped in the belief that toxic masculinity is the organizing principle of the cosmos is reassessed, it…

Scorsese is 80 years old, and it galls him to know that the Marvel films through Avengers: Endgame represent a signature cultural event in the cinema of our time. When Marty is gone, and an entire body of work steeped in the belief that toxic masculinity is the organizing principle of the cosmos is reassessed, it…

Jesus you sound like a petty asshole. Take the fucking W, the thing you like totally dominates culture. Congrats. Why not be happy about it instead of throwing a damn tantrum any time someone isn’t worshipful of comic book movies?

Try all you like, Kevin Feige is not going to fuck you.

Honestly, the roasting this piece is getting on Bluesky right now is some of the best stuff I’ve read today. But still not worth the pixels this take took up.

This was obviously written by someone who had their brain scooped out and before the top was sewn back on a rat shat in the cavity, and then they went straight to work.

Legion should absolutely be #1. Each season had some bumps, but when you consider the entire 3 season arc it’s some of the best television of the past decade. I was blown away by how everything pulled together at the end into something incredibly meaningful without any cheap, unearned emotions.

Pure artistry, and as something that could be considered Art. Legion should be #1.

Legion below the Falcon and the Winter Soldier?!?