I am trying to go high with all this coverage but watching these assholes melt down over the fact that Trump has lost is great.  

I have different tastes than most people on the internet apparently (I’m 50, go figure). I went in a different direction.

I will be celebrating deplorable tears with some wine and chocolate, like I do for all special occasions. Before you phrase your epic comeback about me crying after the election, I didn’t. I voted third party because I didn’t like either candidate. I gave Trump a chance but I now believe he’s dirtier than Hillary. –…

/Spike Lee angrily Tweets Donald Trump’s home address

Well, it looks like I’m going to be the one whose insufferable at Thanksgiving this year, Dad.

A no meanies policy at the Avocado is just incredible irony and chutzpah. It’s modded by two of the nastiest fucks and allows a person who defends drawings of underage abuse to post there. 

Weird that the A.V. Club comments have become a refuge from the Avocado.

I thought we all agreed the turtle was Mitch McConnell, who, unfortunately won his reelection bid.

Anyone who's ever seen a fat turtle is lying. I've seen a shitload of turtles, all extremely fit and healthy. Snapping turtles can go to hell

The money sticking out of his briefcase!

Literally rewatched this episode a few nights ago. I cracked UP at this joke. It's so specific!

The part that really got my whole family is Homer learning he needs to find an anchor, and immediately turns to look at Bart.

One thing I like about Battle Beyond the Stars, considering how many sci-fi spaceships look really phallic, is that it has a spaceship with boobs.

I think bondage stuff is easier to introduce than you might think. At least more than other kinks. But go slow.
During sex, start holding her hands above her head sometimes, grabbing her wrists intensely. Some other time cover her mouth/her eyes. Maybe one day grab a tie and use as a blindfold. Than try tying her…

would it help to do an (online) workshop together, maybe? like a kink 101 or something. it might take the pressure off of the experience imbalance and you having to “teach” her.

Can you start with something you’re into that’s pretty low stakes? I can’t see it going well to lay the big stuff out if both of you aren’t comfortable communicating about stuff that’s less fraught. (It sounds like the problem her is one of general communication--or of communication specifically around sex--rather…

Tell her what you just told us. Make it clear for her that you want this to be fun and stress free for the both of you. You’ve said it yourself that this isn’t a dealbreaker, which should remove the pressure for her to do anything she doesn’t want to. If she’s as accepting as you say, I don’t think she’ll be terribly…

Was anyone else done with Harry Potter forever after the last movie? I was just done with that “universe” when the credits rolled like that chapter of my life was over. No desire to watch or read the series again, to ever see the play, and to watch the Fantastic Beasts movies. This was before JK Rowling’s TERFness was…

I’m just so happy this show is on right now. I never needed SNL more than I do right now and they’re doing a great job considering. I am especially glad they didn’t make it a season of everyone filming themselves in their apartments on their iphones.

All streaming services where you can buy movies and TV shows are the same: Google, Vudu, Fandango, Apple. The fine print on all of them says ‘You don’t own shit.’