“The game takes 500 hours to complete”

shocking content? on HBO?!? what is the world coming to?!?!?!?!?

too preachy? they were literally just statistics.

name his bad takes

wondering if the a.v. club will be reporting on its own Chicago staff being forced to relocate to LA or else face termination. probably not, right?

no, no she did not. did you read the article above?

actually the #1 takeaway from this is that Rupert Grint loves Emma Watson...and Watson...says, uh thanks.

anybody who seriously thinks the Wachowskis are genius auteurs or that their films are “weird and personal” needs to seek out better films.

deeply personal? they’re overtly populist action movie directors lol.

gotta give credit to the Wachowskis for managing to spin a string of consecutive failed attempts at big-budget, crowd pleasing action movies as “the work of auteurs”. that’s a great PR team right there. m. night should try that.

because they merely adapted someone else’s work and thus had most of the difficult writing decisions made for them. once they had to make their own decisions they showed how small their bag of tricks was.

being this obtuse makes me think you’re a paid plant or something but the truth is you’re probably just contrarian

your comment, somehow, is even worse

you joke but i think market research is probably showing just that. appeal to people’s narcissistic anxiety by making it seem like if you dislike the show, you must support [insert -ism] and watch them all “re-evaluate” the show

translation: GoT has a new property coming out soon and Tyrion has to do damage control. they’re going with the tried and true method of misrepresenting the criticisms and disparaging the criticizers for not forcing a love of mediocrity.

good lord this looks bad

no we’re believing an anonymous stranger instead

unless i read the story wrong, the implication is that he might never have said any of that, the accuser could be inventing it

on his mom’s part? yeah.

could not be more wrong. the new star wars films were amusement park rides traced over the old film’s legacies. everyone in them acted and reacted as though they had watched the old films and were expecting each story beat as it happened.