And yet Tornado Alley gets no comment.

Yeah, yeah I know, they couldn’t break it. But I want to picture it, pristine, in my mind. Who would Elaine point the gun at? Besides Jerry, early on, and often, of course.

Oh good, I can stop pretending to like their music. These guys are both terrible. Yes, even Before Today.

It definitely wouldn’t be? I mean Seinfeld made two Jews mistaken for Neo-Nazi leaders seem like a delightful romp. They’d make gun funnies.

No no no see it only appears that way on this plane of existence. Secretly he was possessed by a demonic spirit released by the splitting of the atom during the original nuclear bomb tests, which unbeknownst to even itself sought balance through its own destruction.

“The sky was full of tornadoes”.

He’s only their guy as long as he represents a violent rejection.

there’s a party goin on right here

TWELVE DAYS PEOPLE

“The dems are creating water!”

he’s like a walking tumor made of every bad American impulse taken to its nth degree

Who? Him?

graphics/visual design heavy games always have this weird hollowness to them

I’m not gonna lie, I went from enjoying mash-ups of its worst glitches to getting sort of absorbed in some of the little storylines (Skippy!). I kind of want it now and I would probably credit Dunkey for that.

If you think that’s crazy, wait until the entire GOP and everyone who voted for Trump starts to disingenuously suggest he was a “secret Democrat” all along.

You’re giving him too much credit. He’s not a bigot, he’s playacting one in lieu of being funny.

i prefer coffee_dad

There’s still Human. Or Person. Thing. Burden. Tax deduction. etc

basically everyone in the popular recording industry including the ones who spread its name as a bastion of legitimacy by contrarian exclusion

Don’t worry, the level of outrage will somehow remain constant.