Look at it this way:

It is funnier for Homer to be referring to what he just saw happen with nostalgia, possibly in an attempt to bond with his new boss. He does something like this later with the whole “Yes, sir. Very casual, sir. I will notice that.” To pretend like the time Hank Scorpio threw his shoes was a fond memory is hilarious.

BECAUSE EVERY CAR WOULD HAVE IT

I am baffled by this one. How is it funnier for Homer to not answer that question as literally as possible?

*vomits uncontrollably*

brap

“Per the contract you signed, you can make public accusations against Whedon, but you can’t be specific about them, which would be less destructive to all involved.”

The level of yellowness that people have sunk to around here is so dreary. Using the sordid details of a personal life to cast judgement on their work. I bet US Weekly writers never thought they’d look back on their muckracking as seminal strides in American journalism.

Being the “worst ally” is like giving the lamest birthday present.

I for one have resisted the urge to be an overreactive asshole out of boredom. I have stuff going on in my life.

Saying stuff like this makes Weinstein’s actions seem not as bad.

Yeah they’re sort of hoping that being difficult to work with will convince the studios that hire him more than the millions he brings in.

I for one hope she had a positive working experience

My old emotionally distant male friend.

Are you mad? Just by naming it, you’ve landed on its list. You know the one — the list of people it kills merely for naming it. Unrelated to its other extremely niche task.

ok no so apparently it wasn’t his last film. i think it was the last one that came out while he was alive. but he had stuff released up to 2013, something called night of the templar. and he has a sword in it. so that’s cool.

he cranked 2 death... :[

idk if she had a w-4 for that

oh god i miss it so

or David Carradine in Crank 2