it’s funny because the comparison is silly. but i get how it seems really serious when you pretend to be stupid and take it seriously.

oh good i was worried you would not have a gigantic ego anymore

Not leery enough to stop watching, it seems. Just enough to publicly flagellate for it.

specially the ones in GA and PA :)

oh i hit this one for sure. “dancing in the street”, too.

FUCK

beat me to it

omg wait what

It’s a fansite so who knows what actually drives them to keep running it.

I got banned from The Avocado for calling Mitch McConnell a turtle, even though his face turns up when you Google “turtle politician”.

“Does anyone wanna switch seats?”

i almost don’t want to analyze it. it’s pure gold.

“There he is, seat 4F!”

this is a good idea!

the doughy, ashy hands

She wants to do some rope stuff. But I have to go over safe words with her first. I also worry I could put her off by seeming too experienced and making her feel naïve or something. I’ll do a hishi karada and see where things go from there. Sorry to be abrupt, passing out, agree re: rest. Thanks :)

I have, though. It’s like she believes me but...doesn’t, too, you know? Can’t convince herself, gets in her head. I want her to know my mood is *excited* but she’s anxious so she might read it as...IDK, pushy? Which I hate feeling like I am doing to her.

How do you go about introducing your kinks to a new partner? I know she’s accepting of me/them but I have no idea of the timeframe and I’m worried about freaking her out. I want to come up with stress-free, fun ways to try things without making it seem like an obligation or a dealbreaker (which it ain’t, I mostly just…

I sure hope that thing about Ohio deciding every election since 1944 besides Nixon v. Kennedy doesn’t apply this year for some random reason.

Do they get on?