“correlation isn’t causation” and all but the first thing that makes me think of is that it’s covid related. 13 to 0 is pretty high odds when talking about unvaccinated kids possibly with long covid.

You are absolutely correct. It isnt. 

Honestly shouldn’t even bother to respond to ghouls like you, but there is no evidence of vaccines being involved. In the 13 cases documented from Scotland, for instance, not a single one received the vaccine.

I’m not going to speak for all white men everywhere but to your questions.

I think that if the slap didn’t happen, it would have been Rock telling a tacky joke that bombed, a bunch of memes of Jada rolling her eyes, and that’s it.

Yes its giving me “I didnt leave myself enough time to sew the top” Project Runway Vibes. I mean Zendaya is gorgeous and if anyone could make this look high fashion and not cheap, it was her. On anyone else this would have been a hot mess, on her it just doesn’t look finished

It looks okay from the front, but from the side, it makes me anxious just looking at it. The shape itself is great, but, as you said, it looks unfinished. The hem in the front looks a little off, and the inner placket poking out under the hem of the top one doesn’t help. The shirt probably could have stood to have…

I hated the top. It looks unfinished. 

Neither is the mess in Ukraine, but he’s (apparently) going there to help out. Sometimes being a decent person means helping however you can, whether it’s a problem you created or not.

I just want to be able to put the goddamn mail down on the dishwasher and find it in the same place an hour later.

Agreed. I just wish people didn't want to live with me and swear everything is okay. Now that I'm married, I'm guessing I won't get many takers for the rest of my life. 

I’ve noticed a pattern with the people I’ve lived with, including best friend, sibling, ex boyfriend, husband, and my kid.

I agree with what kitschykat wrote — what many will interpret as unhinged (or uneducated), others will perceive as real and authentic. People like Fox and West know who they are trying to reach and it ain’t us.

Ha! I am late Gen X and I feel you. I am pretty informal in my texts now, but the rare times I post anything (now that I’ve taken most social media off of my phone), I still use grammar and punctuation.

I mean... It’s not that difficult to Google Martha Stewart charity and see that she donates to causes as well.

I know that with texts, many linguists have suggested (like Gretchen McCulloch, who wrote Because Internet) that formal punctuation is sometimes seen as pretentious and/or a marker of one’s age. You don’t need a period at the end of a text, for example, as it’s simply understood. I imagine the same logic applies to…

Gossip? Didn’t we watch it happen in real time?

I love her terrible food pictures. She’s Martha - fucking - Stewart, queen of cookbooks and all things pretty and aesthetic, and she takes and posts the shittiest food pictures in existence. They look exactly like the ones my elderly mother posts. It’s just so friggin weird. 

“Convicted insider trader”

1. SHE IS EIGHTY, people!