And they made her interact with Iggy Azalea!

perfect work snack if your body can digest raw celery. consider that not everyone’s can!

“they are just doing their jobs”

word. The best trip I’ve taken in the past five years was a bachelorette weekend in Joshua Tree. No penis straws, plenty of kvetching over shots in the pool. It was heaven.

the snake was in the shed

Because it IS hurting people.

I’m a soapmaker, and there are always news stories cracking down on small soapmaking companies for making any sort of claims. You can’t say that your product is hydrating or soothing and you can’t even say that the green tea that you put in your product is hydrating or soothing. Some people bristle at those laws, but…

That’s not what anyone is saying.

How do you figure?

how does the car know where the shoulder is?

Right. The 90s version would be a cube of cream cheese with whatever cranberry sauce the inlaws bought at Costco dumped over it, and people eat it with crackers.

I was 12 and with my family, right before Christmas, packed in the crowd leaving FAO Schwartz. You know, the toy store.

whatever makes you laugh alone with a salad?

remember Oasis vs Blur? I didn’t either, but yeah, that was a thing.

I thought Jez was somewhat a bastion away from typical human behavior

everywhere

nah but you should report this troll instead of engaging with him. I mean... he uses the word “cuck” non-ironically...

what happened in your life that you turned out like this? sad

Eww

Naomi is THE model, imo