Does this _not_ sound insufferable to anyone? Anyone at all?

He was late because he got stuck in a coil.

I am severely disappointed Danny DeVito didn’t emerge naked from inside a leather couch and run around the room.

Reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke about execs wanting comedians to be able to do other things: “Sure you can cook, but can you farm?”

I just read this 2 weeks ago. It’s like Mark Twain writing a Sam Peckinpah movie.

Billy Bob Thornton directed an adaptation of 'All the Pretty Horses' in 2000. The Coens were the first to do it right, but they weren't the first to do it.

Gentlemen, gentlemen! Both Trump and Bush are monsters in their own way.

So...a few observations. Damn, Springer died at the age of 29. So young. Nazi Occupation again in Germany in the mid 90's? I understand why he looked like he died a hard 29. Finally, born in 1994, meaning somewhere between that and now he definitely messed around with the space time continuum. I mean it could explain…

“Born in 1994 in an underground railway station in London, England, Springer spent his earliest years fleeing Nazi occupation of Germany”

The first time I watched a talk show and thought "we're all doomed", the host was Morton Downey Jr., but he was on at night, and on a UHF station. Springer deserves "credit" for bringing that vibe to daytime and network. 

Man was, for better or worse, far ahead of his time. I remember when his show debuted and it seemed so strange, such an odd cultural eyesore, and I asked my young self, who on earth would watch this?

He died peacefully at home, surrounded by dwarf strippers, people who claimed to have fucked extraterrestrials, and skinny men who love fat women.

I’m going to fight my ex girlfriend live on stage in his honor today 

“That menacing description of the man responsible for opening the door to the nuclear holocaust opened yet another door, perhaps a screen door, for an early trailer of Oppenheimer.”

I hate to break the spell, but for others wondering:

Ted Lasso is not a show about football any more than The Office is a show about paper products. It’s a show about people who happen to be in the football business.

I once again find myself in stark disagreement with the review-which is fine, but this is absolutely higher than a a C Plus for me. I thought the stories of the characters were fun, in some cases emotional, and well handled while clearly tying into a central theme.

No love for Will dressed as Beard? Him sitting at Beard’s desk reading Beard’s book was my favourite joke of the episode.