Sounds like you’re drinking the wrong Shipyard pumpkin beer. Skip the Pumpkinhead and find some Smashed Pumpkin. 

I just assumed Soros was paying for the buses again, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires.

I don’t recall saying good luck.

We want O’Neal! Bring us O’Neal!

I’ve been waiting for a Coilette biopic ever since she won those five gold medals at the Olympics.

I never read the books, but I always thought he ordered it that way precisely because it dilutes the drink. The guy is a frickin’ spy - he probably needs to stay sharp and a watered-down drink lets him keep up appearances without getting tanked.

And of course shitty Kinja cuts out the embed even though it showed up fine in the preview. Just go Google the Cherlene duet of Danger Zone from Archer.

We already got a perfectly good new version of Danger Zone:

There’s a lot of fair complaints you can make about Tom Cruise, but I don’t think dilettante is one of them. That guy is as committed and professional about his stunt work as any other stunt performer. I’ve seen nothing but praise and respect about how serious he takes these things.

Don’t sleep on MI:III. In my mind that’s the best of the series so far, and Hoffman gave one of the all-time great villain performances as Owen Davian.

I had zero interest in this until seeing this trailer. Now I absolutely can’t wait. 

So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

I also wish he would push himself more and be a bit more ambitious and daring with his career (because he has shown a deeper talent for it). But I have to admit that I can’t blame the guy either for thinking that if studios want to keep paying him millions to pair up with beautiful women onscreen and basically take…

That’s a portmanteau, not a contraction!

This does a wonderful job of proving how hard it is to be as smart and funny as <i> Rick and Morty</i>, because it is neither of those things.

Don’t just watch one version of Mutiny on the Bounty. The 1935 version with Charles Laughton and Clark Gable (a Best Picture winner), the 1962 film with Marlon Brando (a Best Picture nominee), and <i>The Bounty</i> from 1984, starring Mel Gibson and Anthony Hopkins (and sadly ignored by the Academy), are all…

Hey, don’t forget that Short Round, Richard Pryor’s daughter, and Argyle the limo driver from Die Hard all squeezed some paychecks out of that show too!

Genius is six letters.

And Michael Mann’s version of <i>The Last of the Mohicans</i>. Highway robbery on that one.