You're polishing bone!

You can find Cocksucker Blues floating around on torrent sites.  It's ok but can't live up to the mystique that's built up around it all these years.

@avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus couldn't have said it better.  I wish I lived in the alternate universe where Michael Mann got to make Gates of Fire and 300 never happened.

seriously.  Maybe it had been covered before?  I'd love an explanation on why it didn't make the cut since it seems like it got more likes than anything else.

Seriously. I can't believe their are Family Guy fans who see American Dad as beneath them for being a spinoff when it should be the other way around. It's genius most of the time, but no one who hasn't seen it believes me when I say this.

Hawaii and Vermont are much more blue than CA and NY.

This and "We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them and now we're bored" - that is when I knew this was my favorite show of all time (my namesake line being a close third).

then you'll love this:

I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Yes?

Michael Bolton sang metal at first.  Seems like he's basically chosen to ignore that ever happened.

Charlie brown?  That's nuts.

@avclub-2bc56faebc8f79cc2d39018ed2198299:disqus It's "Love is Blue" by Paul Mauriat and His Orchestra

"Is horse Pepsi okay?" "Neigh."

he mentions the similar names in the book (which is a great read and highly recommended)

So, Poochie okay with everybody?

Really? No one is going to comment about "red carpet pictures"?

Should have had Stephen Hawking on vocals.

That's a typo.

That's a typo.