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Oh, Bazinga! Yow! Very nice!

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

No one wants to stare at those ugly uniforms for seven minutes.

Don’t judge me.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

Hello mother. Last time I checked, the games are in SK.

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

Congrats, Space Mom. Wish you were here for it.

I gotta say, all that is available on Ebay for the savvy shopper, at bargain rates. It might take bidding on Samantha’s lunch box 6 different auctions, but eventually you’re gonna get that watercress sandwich/gingerbread man/lacy napkin/brass pail goodness for $10.

I actually LEARNED stuff from reading the American Girl Dolls catalog as a kid. I learned what bedwarmers and snoods and bathing costumes were, plus all the traditions associated with St. Lucia Day in Sweden!

I’ve never felt so seen in my whole life. I had the books, but never a doll no matter how many hours I spent pouring over the catalog.

hard motherfucking same.

I’ll admit, I was super into historical dolls as a kid. I read the American Girl Doll catalog with the attention of a Talmudic scholar, but it was too expensive for my family. My best friend got Samantha’s art kit, which included miniature tubes of oil paint, tiny paintbrushes, and some kind of wooden case. We…

This past week of victim impact statements were part of his sentencing hearing. He already plead guilty. She wasn’t “taking a side.” He already admitted he was guilty, while still denying he did anything wrong, like a fucking asshole. That’s why she had no patience for this dirt bag...

The pieces of his letter that she read into the record were incredible. This dude thinks he’s the victim. He actually used the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=