Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

Congrats, Space Mom. Wish you were here for it.

I gotta say, all that is available on Ebay for the savvy shopper, at bargain rates. It might take bidding on Samantha’s lunch box 6 different auctions, but eventually you’re gonna get that watercress sandwich/gingerbread man/lacy napkin/brass pail goodness for $10.

I actually LEARNED stuff from reading the American Girl Dolls catalog as a kid. I learned what bedwarmers and snoods and bathing costumes were, plus all the traditions associated with St. Lucia Day in Sweden!

I’ve never felt so seen in my whole life. I had the books, but never a doll no matter how many hours I spent pouring over the catalog.

hard motherfucking same.

I’ll admit, I was super into historical dolls as a kid. I read the American Girl Doll catalog with the attention of a Talmudic scholar, but it was too expensive for my family. My best friend got Samantha’s art kit, which included miniature tubes of oil paint, tiny paintbrushes, and some kind of wooden case. We…

You are talking about voter suppression; that is in states run by republicans. The democrats don’t have the power to change that until they regain control of state legislatures and governships.

Someone to “inspire” them. Because fuck the good of the country, the Constitution, the safety and security of other countries, they need the purest, most inspirational candidate that will make all of the birthdays and Christmases come at once.

Explain to me, Millennials, WTF do you want? What will get you off your asses and voting? Because if this dystopian level nightmare we are currently experiencing is NOT ENOUGH to motivate you to vote, then what is?

This past week of victim impact statements were part of his sentencing hearing. He already plead guilty. She wasn’t “taking a side.” He already admitted he was guilty, while still denying he did anything wrong, like a fucking asshole. That’s why she had no patience for this dirt bag...

The pieces of his letter that she read into the record were incredible. This dude thinks he’s the victim. He actually used the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

Uhhh...she’s a double-amputee from her service in Iraq. Pretty sure popping out kids is easy-peasy for her. If you’re saying she didn’t care about mommy problems before she became one, does anyone?

Leia’s status as princess of Alderaan has nothing to do with her biological mother’s status as former queen of Naboo. Leia’s adopted mother Breha is Queen of Alderaan. Bail is Senator and Prince Consort. He handles Senate and Republic stuff. Breha handles the actual running of Alderaan. 

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

If we hear of an ‘accident’ that George doesn’t survive, do we still root for Charlotte?

Iowa is a shithole. Love, a Chicagoan.