Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

They’re good tweets, Lauron.

All day, bad news. Shut the front door. I can go to bed. This is wonderful.

At least with a post-Taco Bell fart, you know exactly the horror that awaits you. Not the case with the latter.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

You can take bigly from my tiny orange hands.

It really scares me that these morons want someone who has no educational/instructional background whatsoever to be the Secretary of Education.

I’m weird enough that I liked THAT movie.

I think I now know how I’m spending my friday night. This movie is up there as a favorite.

Ugh, this isn’t Bernie kicking off a campaign for 2020, right? He’s too old?

The AVN Awards is a gathering of professionals who take pride in what they do and have every right to do so. Shaming porn stars, sex workers — anyone in the sex industry for that matter — is wrong and has no place here. And we can discuss Melania Trump without slut-shaming her; that is never appropriate. Thanks.

This is what America did to the Jews in WWII. We are literally repeating history and no one is stopping this.

The GOP and everyone participating in enforcing this bullshit are complicit in crimes against humanity.

“We’re feminists, just ones that don’t agree with feminism.”

Actually, Sheila, the vast majority of fetuses are aborted before there is any observable sex.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”