Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

They could rerelease every movie translated to wookie speak and I’d not only re buy them but watch them.

I feel this way about both Harry Potter and Star Wars. It’s like, I don’t care if it’s garbage give me more content, I will happily give you money and ignore the plot holes, because it is Harry Potter/Star Wars.

me, to myself, rn, because i’m at work:

She did similar things for comics. COMIC SPOILERS AHEAD.

Well a lot of us don’t want to think about the ultra-Orthadox, our version of the great-uncle who still believes and says out of date, offensive things. Such a shanda.

Ah, thank God. I was wondering how this whole thing could turn out to be Hernandez’s fault.

I love the Lonely Island SO MUCH. The absurdity of Threw it on the Ground makes me laugh out loud every time, and I sing it on the reg to my food and toy throwing infant.

Yep, my SO is staying late to watch a game tonight, he’ll be grading all weekend (as will I), he sponsors multiple clubs, stays after school to tutor students. It’s lawyer hours for janitor pay.

I like the theory that it was Drake who really complained, possibly talking to Williams about it. He wasn’t comfortable telling dad he didn’t want to always be at the ballpark, and couldn’t have forseen that dad would flip his shit and quit baseball over it.

[reads word “songhazi”]

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

As a historian I approve this clearing of the record.

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

If a bracket leek keeps us from having to watch Charles Barkley try to use a touchscreen display again I am all for it.

Stupid exciting player with an impossible offensive game on a team making a run at history.

Not sure if you can really get much shittier than this. Guy is riding around doing this for fun and thinking nothing of it. Look at that pup’s face! Rest easy, Nash. Hopefully there is some pup afterlife where you can run in the snow and not have to deal with barbaric humans fucking up your day.

The “Vote Trump 2016!” bumper sticker on the snow machine was a dead giveaway.