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I was in the chorus of Madama Butterfly and our Suzuki woke up on opening night with blurred vision. We had an understudy, but our Suzuki really embodied the role. The decision was made to put me in a servant’s kimono for the second act and have me serve as her “eyes.” This meant that I had to sprinkle the flowers and

Yep! I want to wear it and pretend that I am a pretty, pretty princess.

Still one of my favorites.

I used to have an end of the year S’mores buffet for my youth group. The teens got super creative and we have tried just about every kind of S’mores possible. The Reese’s is hands down the best. A close second (for me anyway) is a dark chocolate S’more. Shit. Now I want S’mores.

I don’t want to brag, but Captain America was TOTALLY getting handsy with me tonight!

My aunt and uncle in early 1920s.

It was actually Justin Timberlake who convinced her to do it. He showed up at her dressing room with the leotard on. How could she say no?

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I was going through a new numbers bulletin board set that I got, and this one has the number names in spanish as well as english. I totally counted them with the Sesame Street song: uno dos tres ... quatro cinco seis ... siete ocho nueve and one more makes dies!

Fellow old! Olds unite!

Why is he so perfect?!

We were kid friendly and made sure the invitations included the kids names (except for my cousin with 9 kids, that one just said “and family.”)

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Excuse to post my favorite Paul Rudd thing ever! We’re warmed up like biscuits!

The airlines should charge a larger fee for carry-on baggage (not a personal item, but an actual luggage bag) and charge a nominal ($10) fee for checked bags. It would speed up boarding and they would still make money.

That was perfection!

Hit and miss. I have one that I love, but I bought another three that were meh. I suggest you have your measurements done professionally (at a tailor) and get the custom option.

I had an open house at my Synagogue because we couldn’t have our wedding there (interfaith) and I was BEYOND excited to find a dress that had pockets. I wear the shit out of that thing!

The “remove pockets” option baffles me on eShakti. Just why?

I used to teach preschool in San Francisco. Because the public school kindergarten system is a real mess, many people choose private schools if they don’t get the public school of their choice. Because I taught pre-kindergarten, I became a specialist on how the system worked, and how to match a child with the right

We were watching on delay, so I knew it was coming, but damn if tears didn’t start pouring down.

I’m getting my masters degree this December and I’m celebrating with a week at WDW. To say that I am excited is an understatement.