I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

““Yeah, they don’t let Barry into Pet Planet anymore because he would spend way too much time inappropriately stroking the snakes... the last straw was him laying on the floor with one whispering ‘Thissssssssss feelssssss right’”

It’s become abundantly clear that American Catholics care primarily about allegiance to the RCC, not the Constitution, or their fellow citizens, or even basic morality. It’s a church of obedience, not morals - much like other top-down authority churches, like the LDS, Scientology.

Wow. This motherfucker really is this dumb? 

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

cunts are have depth and use, and are warm. She possesses none of those qualities.

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

It doesn’t even look like they included the best machine - it pays every time:

Posted in all caps too, so he must be taken seriously! /s

Operator (extending right arm up and out) “You must be this tall to ride.”

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”

And people actually thought he’d beat Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match.

You take over your enemies...by doing their PR? 

Michael Bolton knows his pain.

Honestly I think it should have always been a scavenging orphan girl going through the lockup to find anything of value. TShe accidentally activates the control panel and gets out of there once it begins to activate. Scott exits the exact same way he does now and sees her fleeing from him in the distance.

“There’s a joking tease that the rat who saves the universe could come back.”

Also I would like to own a hat

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat