I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Good news for those forced to retire their shitty Borat impressions a few years back: there’s now a confirmed appropriate location to revive it, and that’s within earshot of Kid Rock. So if you’re at a KR concert or appearance or anywhere in his vicinity, you can feel free to “My wiiiife!” and “very nice!” away to…

“no black man should carry a weapon. Period. That is asking for trouble.”

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

So I really liked the first Dead Island, believe it or not. The story is a mess and it’s got some bugs, but the game mechanics are pretty great. It’s basically Borderlands, but melee-oriented and with crafting. Did you find a cool katana? Slap some batteries and wires on it and now it’s an electric katana! The…

i feel this in my soul.  

except me. i read it. 

I didn’t think you were belittling anything, but I would suggest you check it out, and maybe talk to someone a little older to help provide some additional context.

Prevalent? No, but the issues the show dealt with are still relevant. The thing is, times have changed in the last 40+ years since this show was on. Sentiments have hardened and the country is even more polarized than it was back then. I don’t know how his type of character will connect with today’s audience, but…

Dogs are technically not allowed in bars in my city. One time, a newspaper ran a listicle of all the best dog-friendly bars in town. The city promptly visited those bars and warned them against allowing dogs, making them dogless.

I think what sawbone is suggesting is that you’re pointing out the best dog-friendly bars.

Absolute parallels to white supremacist history as told through a fantasy lens. The writing forgot major themes, sweep and the majesty of multi-layered storytelling. The direction sucked whenever a character’s emotional range needed to be shown. But the cinematography was epically beautiful and most scenes from this…

Take your star, dammit!

I was not ready for this gif... And I thank you.

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

a black woman who appeared to have the day off from her full-time job as a member of the Dora Milaje, lept into action. But when the man turned his ire toward her, the Wakandian put down her cup of purple heart-shaped flower tea and delivered multiple portions of fist sandwiches to the sushi-starved scoundrel.

Loving all the jokes right now, that I’m just giddy with glee.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

and selflessly opened a can of whoop-ass and even put it in his mouth for him.