I feel like I shouldn’t be laughing at this comment, yet here we are.

*googles “who was governor of New York on 9/11"*

There’s always a flip side.

Yeah, he’s the most condescending motherfucker on the planet in his 12 button suits. I guess Mo’Nique is just trying to get her side out there but she had to know this would be a giant waste of time.

Trying to get paid is Rich people Problems? I’m sure Steve Harvey’s Lip Caterpillar doesn’t even leave the house for…

The only Steve Harvey I’ll watch is Kenan Thompson as Steve Harvey.

Spoiler alert: Being alone rules. If you have a hard time believing this, think about how you would feel whenever your spouse went out of town. Did you pine for them from the moment they left until the moment they returned?

Oh no, what will the game streaming community ever do without...checks notes...professional mask wearer/iPod play button pusher Deadmouse. It will be ruined.

So it’s like going from engaged to married... once you hit a certain point, the faults just start accumulating at a faster rate.

If salad is the silent killer, then why can we hear a vegan three miles away?

I am dead. Deceased. Thanks for posting this!

Oh, yeaaaaahhhh!

He’s more shook than a white girl on molly at a 3 day festival. 

Busting through walls like the Kool-Aide man. I screamed when I saw this.

Mueller filed sealed documents that were placed in The Vault this morning. I doubt he knows specifically what was in them, but probably knows which one of these Mueller picked.

The memory cards were the worst thing about the Vita.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

My comb-over criminal romance

“a skosh of racism” tickled tf outta me lol

Whenever I get a new pet, they are going to be named Dolomite Jenkins.

Sounds like the name of a diner.