ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

My comb-over criminal romance

“a skosh of racism” tickled tf outta me lol

Whenever I get a new pet, they are going to be named Dolomite Jenkins.

Sounds like the name of a diner.

I’m not sure what you mean, this isn’t related to carrying in the presence of police. The context in which these people are carrying guns is usually an argument with another person in their neighborhood or home, ie Latino guy A is having an argument with Latino guy B and thinks his position is stronger if he’s openly…

Someone being a god damn monster is a justifiable reason to re-condition your love

Check out Marie Sharp’s, people have been touting it here. Might be an option.

Check out Marie Sharp’s, people have been touting it here. Might be an option.

if you can find this:

if you can find this:

Portlander here. You’re tastebuds may vary, (and I’ve never had Gunslinger) but Aardvark goes great for 80% of my hot sauce needs. It's hot, but not overwhelming, and the taste is great, not fruity, more robust for lack of a better word.

Portlander here. You’re tastebuds may vary, (and I’ve never had Gunslinger) but Aardvark goes great for 80% of my…

El Yucateco black label, oh yeah, that’s the stuff. *drool*

El Yucateco black label, oh yeah, that’s the stuff. *drool*

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

You’ll like it.

You’ll like it.

Could the foil jacket be equipped with a air pump so you can go all ‘97 Missy Elliot in it? Matching swimming cap images to be released soon.

I would definitely buy this... As a gag gift to someone I really don’t like but have to pretend to like.

For your viewing pleasure:

Not my best photoshoppery, but I am just gonna leave this here, because my father, the inventor of toaster streudel, would not be too pleased to hear about all this. Nancy for the win!

This is the story of my life. I frequently sit at my computer, staring at the 800 or so games in my Steam library, completely unable to decide what I should play.

“I know, not all white people... but... would anyone apart from white people try that excuse / defense?”