Ok I have to admit, when Bloody Shoes came out I couldn’t stand Cardi. Now, I’m over here trying to not stan Cardi to the point of creepiness.

Those girls in that video looked like they were having a fucking blast! Why is it so offensive for women to enjoy themselves and celebrate their own beauty? There's no dudes in the video- just a bunch of girls and women kicking it and dancing.

He was also the keytar playing white tiger singing an Upbeat Inspirational Song About Life in Teen Titans Go To the Movies that ends up getting run over and left for dead.

Also, I’m pretty sure the League of Jesuses (Black Jesus, White Jesus, Baby Jesus, In-utero Virgin Mary Jesus, Southern MAGA Jaysis, Actual Jesus,I don’t actually exist Athiest Jesus, etc)

You might be into something. See if this makes sense.

Star for “League of Jesuses”. Something good came from this finally. 

Cardi B is another badass woman from the Bronx (see also Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez). Trust me, women from/in the Bronx do not play. 

“Karen from HR (47) will throw raisins in her potato salad, but Brent from IT (32) might show up with a bacon & ghost pepper recipe.”

Ugh, fake tanner. Our junior high cheer coach basically encouraged us to wear that nonsense. I didn’t because ew, but one of my friends on the squad decided to go all-in on it one week and apparently didn’t know how to put it on all that well. She ended up with a pair of a orange-brown hands and a bit of smudge action…

And she’s going to stay beautiful for decades while the Caucasian Cattle Squad will age like picked flowers. 

Sturdivant’s suit claims that the team’s choreographer, Kevin Murakami, told Sturdivant that she couldn’t perform the contemporary dance with the team, explaining that Sturdivant’s skin clashed with the color of the uniforms. Murakami added that Sturdivant black skin would cause the audience to look at Sturdivant and…

we need this visual of her doing both simultaneously ASAP. 

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 we can do both!

Wait, by *fisting* do you mean a pound, like bumping fists? Because I consider that a perfectly valid and acceptable form of dap. There are times when a pound may even be preferable to fancy daps. 

One of the best episodes of a fantastic first season. “Stop the dancing, act like you got some God damn sense!”

I need to fire up my Boondocks DVD. I forgot about that episode.

I think that was a separate sketch, where Chappelle’s character on the witness stand told the prosecutor that he’d convict R. Kelly if he was on video pissing on the girl, showing his driver’s license, and with his grandma vouching on his identity while he’s pissing on the girl.

Rocket powered ninja flips.

2 things for the whites greys responding to me: First, this should go without saying but since some of you need to hear it EVERY, SINGLE, TIME, I never said “all white people”. I said white people can be territorial. If you can’t understand the difference then you fail at reading comprehension and my comment is far…