Lady Merc had occasionally asked me why I read the other GMG sites.

Hey, no need to bring her brother into this.

I’m curious to know what she really did to her face that she thought this would be a better story. And do car doors really unlock when you put your car in park?  

She did get her start doing standup at Laugh Factory in LA. Everyone has off nights though.

Movie comics don’t always translate to standup comics overnight. I’m also kinda surprised she hasn’t had a comedy special yet. Either way she was good at hosting SNL so I think this was a one off bomb

That kite...I need it...

I love this! That’s why I love Black women! That kind of personality, boldness, coolness, standing-togetherness, especially loyalty/UNITY/UMOJA... No wonder we survived & made it through 400 years of hell.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

No, not at all! I thought it was pretty funny, like a dom that leaves a user satisfaction survey card on the nightstand table.

It’s more like “I, a bottom that wants to be topped, despite by virtue of having a penis being the traditional top in hetero relationships, am going to try and persuade you to top me, and if I don’t get my way, I’ll sulk like a whiny Vers hookup from Grindr that was made to top.” Being a sub doesn’t mean giving in to…

IDK, I love an ugly sweater.

What the fuck.

The two counts of assaulting a police officer while resisting arrest were dismissed

I hate to be this person, but would you consider removing the method she used to complete her suicide?

If you want Ernest, go to the source:

“Imagine having to FUCK Wendy Williams. Like you gotta hear her moan and put a titty in your mouth,” 

That screenshot looks like he’s licking the mic and now I’m cursed forever.

I love this theory more than I’e ever loved any other theory in my entire damn life.

Lol. It would explain the “crazy eyes” though.

Also, he looks even more like some bad Nosferatu rip off in a side angle. *shudders*

Perhaps a little bit of direction is warranted.