I have celiac disease and while most of the peanut butter cup varieties are gluten free* and safe, none of the seasonal varieties are. It’s the same deal with Snickers too.

There’s got to be some grift agent that would take them on at clients... maybe charge a higher percent due to the work they’d have to put in. Like a Saul Goodman type person.

Sometimes when I’m sick I throw on a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse episode or three. Partially for nostalgic comfort, Partially enjoying the jokes I get now as an adult, and it’s nice watching something that makes fever dreams seem subdued.

I always thought HF sriracha was just ok. I rarely used it because it seems to cover up the taste of the food.

Just get rid of the bottom section if you’re never going to update it. Summer Sales 2022 FFS

Just get rid of the bottom section if you’re never going to update it. Summer Sales 2022 FFS

I have a bottle of the Underwood Ranches’ Dragon Sauce and it’s aiiight.

I remember that era quite well... I like bacon, but not enough to make it a whole personality trait. Had a coworker that loved to send the latest “17 layers of meat”* YouTube videos constantly and even as a husky over-eater who enjoys meat it just became almost like Fear Factor... Especially once they started adding…

They can do a 2-1 combo and make it like “Look Who’s Sheldon” and just have Jim Parsons voice over a baby having science adventures.

In that XXL Freestyle, it might have taken him 25 times... but it seems like the other two were just like “first take, good enough”

There should be a version that instead of “Yes, and?” it’s “Yes, and...” and it’s just an improv song where it’s a sea shanty and they aren’t allowed to use any words beginning with the letter C.

The only question is what same-power villian(s) will they fight?

I mean, the tops of their vehicles are obviously super cushioned... he could have just accidentally landed on one and been right as rain. Anakin hit the car and didn’t even “Oooof” the landing.

“Verizon and Beyoncé fulfilled the prophecy and broke the internet.”

I played DC as well and yeah, they were generous.

Not the way I had imagined the pancaking would go, but maybe she almost went out like Tiny Dinky Daffy.

I generally agree.

Lauryn Hill fans:

I know you’re joking, but as someone who used to use Ambien for many years and now back on it... I can 100% attest to that being an authentic Ambien fueled writing.

Add a couple accents and umlauts and you’d have the most common Icelandic cat name. 

They probably watch enough action movies of Americans taking out criminals and terrorists over “there”, so rather than them not existing they assume they’re all too primitive for gasoline.