His fall is as clumsy as his alliterative name.

Probably had 37 rings instead of the normal 17.

At this point his name should be Willllllllllll because of all of the Ls he’s picking up.

I’m an adult and I’m fully capable of discerning when it’s safe to go.

I think right turn on red wouldn’t be so bad if people in the other lanes knew where to stop.

Also don’t mess around in Nebraska.

For me it relies too much on paid items.

He made an error in judgement while operating his bike and then proceeds to ‘roid rage out on her.

I had to look up a video clip of the sky news since X clip was Max Headroom glitching the entire time. The singing isn’t as bad as it would seem on the clip, but it’s not good.

How angry at the world do you have to be to yell at white tourists?

I bought both Senran Kagura games for the 3ds since they were designed with 3D in mind and couldn’t be replicated with a re-release.

Sure, mech for three million... but shipping is where they'll get you. 

I just remember “This Note’s For You” from being played on ALtv, where they’d let Weird Al run a special for a couple hours and play music videos you’d pretty much never see otherwise.

I occasionally make reference to the possibility of Eric Trump being Gary Busey’s kid conceived with Ivana at an 80's Hollywood cocaine key party... but seeing this kid makes me wonder if Melania had previous interactions with Vinnie Jones.

The problem with that is keeping things consistent.

They need to do what vegans do when they need to lie about their food... add apostrophes / letters and misspelled words.

I have celiac disease so I’m always happy to see alternatives popping up.

Everything is apparently anime now.

I think Blood Sugar Sex Magik and Californication had a much bigger impact. Give it Away and Under the Bridge were inescapable in their time.