I hate the cliché of “You had ONE job” because most of the time, they don’t... but this person only had one job.

The lifelong especially, because it’s like after spending that time on the perfectly planned vacation it’s difficult to have to go back to like... “Whelp I guess I’m moving to Delaware now”

Ms. PRC watches the The Bachelor / Bachelorette... I would like to walk by and hear a contestant say “While it’s not my primary goal, I wouldn’t be opposed to making friends”

As someone who has a relative in jail for a crime*... news of death definitely would have been an easier pill to swallow.

Gotta protect and serve... their feelings.

I assume it being a slideshow might have been the deal breaker.

If that were the case “not the brightest lamp in the store” would be a better analogy.

I feel like it would be easier to fake Republican and win.

Much like a lot of the second movies in the MCU aren’t great... I have a feeling that this being a sequel saga means it falls under this curse, meaning it all have a bit of 2 on it.

I drove an hour and a half 3 weekends in a row to see it in IMAX 3D... Mostly to show it to different friends that I couldn’t get together at once.

Welcome to the show, Peter Hermann.

I have a 3D TV and a pretty large collection of 3D Blu-Rays, to the point where I’ve bought some pretty meh movies if I found them cheap enough... I’m not sure if there’s a price low enough for Great Wall, although I did buy Terminator: Genisys for $5.00

Meek Mill is not the brightest person in the world. I don’t know him personally, but based on the responses to this tweet, it’s becoming very clear that he’s not the brightest light bulb on the shelf.

Marvel Studios has not officially announced plans for a Black Panther 3

It looks like it was shown in IMAX, only 124 theatres though... I think it came out before they were as common as they are now.

I still theorize that Eric is the product of a cocaine-fueled 80s key party where Gary Busey ended up with Ivana Trump.

I guess Delaware mind-trick strikes again... or I just never question where anybody was born unless they make a big deal about it (Paul Rudd’s Kansas City fundraiser event) or it’s a “Well, that explains it” situation (like Texas, Florida or “The South”)

Honestly, until I read this article the fact that Delaware existed escaped my mind. I’m slightly ashamed, but even being reminded that Delaware exists I can’t really associate anything with it. I went to look at google maps at work and inexplicably got distracted by actually working.

It was mentioned on a Kotaku article about the best deals during the Steam Summer Sale... for $30. From what I’ve seen about it elsewhere I think I’ll wait for the $7.49 Steam sale price point, and then maybe risk it.

It’s to be nice to Kansans who haven’t stopped hearing about The Wizard of Oz since like, 1940.