All that’s missing is “cuck” to complete internet asshole bingo.

No, just the opposite.

I was at a church picnic last week and some blonde girl named Allyson asked if we had any gluten-free buns. I had to ask Jesus to hold my mule.

I wouldn't worry about plumbing... a person eating that much cheese is going to be blocked up for the foreseeable future.

The future mesothelioma lawsuit commercials will be interesting...

From the headline I had assumed they officially canceled Starcraft: Ghost

Inner child & outer adult give a thumbs up.

I like the idea of Sentai / Voltron rangers more than “Avengers / Justice stand-ins... but ALL gay or gajacent”

Well, I’m also curious... being HIV+... Did someone with HIV make sweet sweet love to a bear?

Once again, white guys that look like they’re giant thumbs in disguise* turn out to be racist assholes.

I had originally assumed the shaved head character was going to be a F2M take on Luke Cage... With a similarly badass sounding name that a drag kings might go with... Like Nick Frost, Johnny Comet, Nate Thunderfist... Axl Livewire.*

He’s probably the one with gay parents... always has to explain it to people.

Zap / Caress... Mother / Domme... Friend from Church / Leather Daddy...

US Checking Claims That Kim Jong Un Executed Officials Over Failed Summit With Trump

I love the song from the trailer.

I played through the first, was working through Riptide.

Even though she passed away, whenever I see something about Milli Bobby Brown it takes me a second to realize that it’s not a story about Bobbi Kristina Brown.

My perspective came probably 25 years ago, back in high school... I saw a bunch of pro-life protesters, their signs and behaviors, and thought “fuck these people forever”

I appreciate the clarification.