This is the best audition for First Take I’ve ever heard.

I mean I wanted to get the extended DLC to play that but I thought I shouldn’t ruin my good time I was having

You got to know when to hold it.

who would have thought that the Assassin’s Creed franchise would be breaking new ground by just not releasing games?

I know how you feel. I throw up in your mouth a little sometimes too.

Good news! You haven’t gotten it straight!

I honestly wish someone would make a full length movie of the Elcor Hamlet.

“Statement with reservations: This was a very well done short film, but does not accurately represent the cultural history of our species.”

“Ambulatory merkin” is my favorite so far.

It’ll be an espionage-action game about an under-appreciated man who has to escape from an evil spa manufacturer before he’s turned into a janitor.

Most of the 30-40 hours I’ve spent has been sorting junk that I’ve picked up.

You know? For once, I’m gonna just give it to ‘em. I believe it already; please, no video.

Not much to say. I look forward to catching a replay of the 2nd half of the fight on a vine.

This is excellent kinja.

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

do you think we could get about 32 more gifs on the front page so the load time pushes infinity?

@Steve U: