who would have thought that the Assassin’s Creed franchise would be breaking new ground by just not releasing games?

I know how you feel. I throw up in your mouth a little sometimes too.

Good news! You haven’t gotten it straight!

“Ambulatory merkin” is my favorite so far.

It’ll be an espionage-action game about an under-appreciated man who has to escape from an evil spa manufacturer before he’s turned into a janitor.

Most of the 30-40 hours I’ve spent has been sorting junk that I’ve picked up.

You know? For once, I’m gonna just give it to ‘em. I believe it already; please, no video.

Not much to say. I look forward to catching a replay of the 2nd half of the fight on a vine.

This is excellent kinja.

Ask and ye shall receive...

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

Who did you have to sell your soul to?

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Destiny is a game where you traverse the galaxy defending the last of humanity against Bungie’s servers.

This might pull me back into destiny for at least 30 minutes.

I thought you were talking about Fallout 4 until you got to DLC.

In theory, with enough blocks you would be able to simulate high res.

Tomlin really shouldn’t have put himself in this situation to begin with.

@Steve U: