That’s pretty awesome!

I feel like I’ve looted those chests a couple hundred times now since the update came out and other than 2 keys I’ve NEVER gotten anything from them other than blue engrams and some materials. It’s not that big of a loss.

I feel like you basically just said, “Some shit may or may not be happening at Nintendo. I’m not really sure.” lol

I’m both terrified by this and turned on all at the same time. I shan’t sleep a wink tonight!

Ok the previous comments were funny but this one just toys with my emotions...

I’d rather see the Titans in the game. Now THAT would be entertaining!

“DARKSIDERS 3 MUST HAPPEN!”

I almost started crying when considering the beauty of this concept.

Standard pockets = Hot Pockets that only give you mild diarrhea.

I came here to say that very thing. Glad I’m not alone.

We found a scorpion at our cabin in Gatlinburg not too long ago. My wife spent the better part of the next 3 days convincing me that we didn’t have to burn the neighborhood down and start all over.

I must admit...I almost didn’t even open this article when I saw the phrase “free-range kids” in the title...yikes...

That’s disturbing and intriguing on so many levels.

Haha no I was making a rather oblique Rust Cohle/True Detective reference.

I’m confused and naked right now. But that makes sense when you really think about it because you see, time is a flat circle...

I dig it. Seriously though...how dare you say we’ve seen enough of Ezio! BLASPHEMY!

Wait...were there confused naked people on Twitch Plays Pokemon? Cuz that totally sounds like my kind of party and apparently I missed it...

So you’d rather they all have the same “opinion” and want the same things? That’s sounds breathtakingly boring.

Only on Kotaku could someone drop some excellent video game news and have the very first response be someone complaining about something that is not even mentioned or alluded to in the article.

Have your mechanic deliver it.