@OldeEnglishD: Arthur Dent couldn't kick crap out of a litter box. Ford Prefect on the other hand would have had the foremen laying in front of the bulldozer.

Congrats are in order to you, sir. I'll be whipping up a big 'ol batch of my grilled chicken tonight and a nice whiskey and coke poured in your honor.

number 7. NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts.

@acarr260: That movie provides some great lines to help hate my neighbors.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!

This happened up the street from my future mother in law. She said it was the most hilarious thing you ever did see.. She didn't see them hit the cop car, but she said she saw the lawn mower go by once or twice.

This is a rare piece. I'm voting nice price simply because you don't see one of these too often stateside and the Buick V8 makes all the thunder.

@silence808: That was really good. Hearty click.

YOU WILL RELEASE DIE BEIDEN SCHRAUBEN ODER SIE WERDEN AN DIE DUSCHEN! HEIL BMW!

This picture was taken moments before Duke hit the starting line. When the flag dropped he pushed his car to a maximum 35mph around the track desperately seeking a get 'n go for a king sized Snickers bar and a frozen Coke.

This is what happens when you let a guy like Zaphod Beeblebrox have a hand in designing a car. The result, a thoroughly ridiculous form of transport but, not a thoroughly beautiful one.

What is happening to the rear end? It looks as if it drops off or turns into the rear end of a GEM.

Why am I posting twice. Bah! Jalopnik cutomer sevice.

@#c15145561: I'll give you 20% off at Noir Leather. You need a gag, blindfold, Wartenburg pinwheel? I got what you need.

"Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement

@FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway: I'd say "hey shirt! You're a nice looking shirt." Sign me up for two.

"I hate to leave Honda but this sucks & the Venza is so much more sportier."

So when does Honda pull a GM and 86 this car?

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: and he really hates Bill Kozeal. Just don't piss him off.

Rear 3/4 screams Dodge Caliber.