As a Hoboken resident living 4 blocks from the PATH/train/ferry station, I would love for Schilling to come visit us and spew this shit in the street. Then me and all of the other liberals here can literally beat his ass and throw him in the Hudson River. Fuck this guy up the ass with a runaway train. FUCK OFF!!!

If you’re wrong; cool

DON’T YOU EVER COME ON THIS WEBSITE AND DISRESPECT THE MERCHANT AGAIN HE IS MY FRIEND AND I LOVE HIM

Except that the cops and the teachers didn’t treat it as a bomb. The school wasn’t evacuated, the bomb squad wasn’t called, nothin’. They all knew it “looks” like a Hollywood bomb, but they didn’t treat it as a possible threat

I honestly don’t get the people who think it looks like a bomb. There is clearly nothing explosive. You need three basic things for a time bomb: a clock, a power source, and some sort of explosive. It’s clearly missing that last thing. Even just from watching movies, you should be able to see there’s nothing that’s…

For instance, look at most of Europe, in depression and run by feckless Germans (all of whom sound a lot like Paul Ryan).

Fine. So tell me, how pissy did you get about this?

She was allowed to do what she did, and is releasing the emails, consistent with public records requests. If you’ve ever actually submitted a public records request, you’d have found it’s slow and annoying to get a response, for pieces of information that are ostensibly not scandalously cloaked.

Actually, I’d put cyberterrorism waaaay higher on the nat’l security priority list than worrying about our debt investors. As fucked as our country is, most of the rest of the world is far more fucked. For instance, look at most of Europe, in depression and run by feckless Germans (all of whom sound a lot like Paul…

Albert, I love 99% of this article. But why’d you have to go and say this:

Albert, you are a great writer and all....but you need to work on the Econ. China hasn’t been funding our debt in a while:

You are a real philosopher at large, helping us understand that we understand nothing. Do you have a newsletter?

(Also, Martin O’Malley was there. There’s roughly a zero-percent chance Martin O’Malley’s not into some sick shit, isn’t there? He’s got the look of a guy who knows his dick is Out There. It’s lurking, laying in wait, slowly working its way back to him. How many DMs do you figure he has slid his dick into? A trillion?…

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i liked the Resident Evil movie series. they are pretty interesting and I personally dont see why people are so angry, its a movie that takes place in the same universe but has nothing to do with the game series, I dont see the problem with that.

He’s an angry idiot, people love to argue with angry idiots. “Argh, I’m too stupid for this thing and so it is shit!!!” is an argument that people love to hate. I don’t feel any defensiveness over a gaming machine, just a sense of resignation that we live (and have always lived) in a world where people hate that which…

I’m torn about digital. On one hand, I’m happy with Steam, seeing as most games there get good discounts and even if I don’t like the product, it’s rarely enough to consider a lot of wasted money (although now they’ve got that terrific return policy). On the Xbox and PS4 so far? Eh, it’s convenient, and I’ve got a few…

The needing to “install” the game to the HDD is because the Blu-Ray drive inside is slow as ass as far as streaming textures to the CPU. This was on the PS3 as well, whereas the 360 used a much faster DVD drive. It’s a pain in the ass whenever I want to play a new game that I’ve got from GameFly, but it’s just one of…

Children only confirm that the mother has had sex.

I was a kid in the 90s playing Front Page Sports Football or Where in the World is Carmen San Diego. My grandfather would walk around complaining about computers. “If a car company sold a car that performed like a computer, they’d go out of business; but a computer company just calls it ‘a bug’!”

Hey Albert have you considered just being a whiny internet nerd instead of a (two-time certified) sex-haver? Because then this stuff wouldn’t bother you, apparently.