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I see that The Commission’s agents graduated from the prestigious Stormtrooper Sharpshooting Academy.

while season two started strong only to struggle in its back half.

When I was a teenager, I was raped by a very popular football player and I told no one. It took me 30 years to come to terms with it. Just once I would like to see teen survivors turn the destructive behavior away from themselves and onto the rapist. Just once I would like to see the boy’s house burned down, the boy’s

yeah, i was saying the same thing. that stuff didn’t exist until at LEAST 1967 for the clothes, not even touching the shades.

People got big gold Elton John glasses at thrift stores???? Look at those frames — I bet nothing like that existed until 1970

I’m guessing that using less sugar is also part of why the mold is growing on the jam. I’ve heard that jam that uses less sugar is more perishable and should be refrigerated even if it hasn’t been opened. 

The kindest explanation for the moldy jam is that they were trying to make low-sugar jams and not paying attention to the fact that sugar is a preservative, and without a significant portion of sugar, jam goes bad a lot faster than one might otherwise expect.

Yes, closeted men are so happy when their life partner/mother of their children/best friend dies after a horrible long term illness. It’s truly a bright spot in their already extra emotionally complicated life.

Or maybe you are a complete and total homophobic asshole in even the most generous reading of your comment

AV Club mentioned a book just the other day that skewered ‘performative feminism’. Now we’re talking about ‘performative grief’. Its not enough that you are grieving for your lost friend, you are now compelled to be SEEN grieving so the unwashed massed can get their ‘bread and circuses’.

This 4th of July weekend is getting off to a great start after reading Kimberly Guilfoyle tested positive for Covid-19.

I’m in Ontario; I have a co-worker who goes with her family to Florida every summer. Whyyyyyyy???? Not the winter, when it’s nasty here, but the summer.

The crows have eyes!

‘charge me so we can get back to what matters’ Making pots of money from YouTube and generally behaving like an cancerous twat.

How big of a crow are we talking here? They're really smart at normal size. If their intelligence increases as well, they could probably take over a country. 

& sporting most punchable face!

I too have straight, super fine hair! There are few *styles* that we can actually have.

I gave on styling my hair fifteen years ago. It is fine, straight, flat and hates everyone and everything. Have it long and wear it up in a bun.

Once I hit fifty, I realized the only Hollywood face mine resembled was Bette Davis in Whatever happened to Baby Jane?  Now that I am pushing sixty I feel like my face resembles Trump’s approval polls-everything is trending downward.

If I wanted common sense, would I be spending so much of my life watching movies reading about movies on The AV Club??!

If I wanted common sense, would I be spending so much of my life watching movies??!