Nope! Too skinny. He would have to bulk the fuck up to fill the role properly. And at his age, that would most likely kill him.

Or here’s a better solution.

How is this different/better than just using Google Chrome+Docs+Gmail?

And in today’s news, Virgins like to play with cards instead of boobs.

I’m all for human extinction, or at least a major purging of it!

Just more proof to close our borders and get rid of the trash!

HOW are people so stupid to not realize that the whole costume is CGI. And it’s worse than the Green Lantern costume at that!

Let’s see you do better...

Freedom of speech should not exist when it’s used to spread ignorance and stupidity.

Lettuce has no nutritional value for the human body. That’s why people dieting eat that disgusting shit.

TL;DR

If you do this, you can officially chalk your life up as being a HUGE waste of time, and go ahead and put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

that's because you are dumb and don't know how to ADB

As a guy i can say that i don't like fat girls, even in the privacy in my home.