Schultz: How are you going to pay for this? What is the strategy? Where are the numbers? Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?

There must be some inverted Maslow’s hierarchy of needs that 99.999% of us never access. Some stage where once you have all of the things forever you then require mass adoration. A perverse desire to become a godhead.

Yeah, anybody in her position should know by now that anybody associated with Trump can be fairly flippant about skirting ethics laws; it’s like she’d actually suffer any real consequences for peddling influence to POTUS.

Don’t forget all the mud he was slinging at Obama and Clinton for their supposed “pay-to-play” scandals.

There may be much more to it than that. There may be FCPA issues, as well as issues of money laundering and (I hope not but it looks incredibly potentially ugly) trafficking.

I come here only to point out, again, that Orange Offal’s standard “tough guy” pose with the dual raised fists and the biting of the lower lip illustrates perfectly that he is a weak person putting on a show of what he thinks a strong person looks like. Just as his ostentatious displays are what a poor person thinks a…

Pictured: Trump’s reenactment of his visit to the massage parlor with Robert Kraft. 

I sighed with relief. Now... to get back to fighting people on the internet in the ultimate contest of Who Is The Most Correct...

He signed the covers, too. So it literally looks like the bible was written by Trump. I fucking hate this universe.

I wish that this surprised me.

Glad to see your name, David. Some of us were getting worried.

Phew, I thought this was a very succinct announcement for another Splinter purge that would throw me and others back into the greys indefinitely... Oh wait...

But not at the mall, he's been banned. 

Welp, we can shut Kinja down, it’s over.

When you say “going for it again” you mean underaged girls, correct?

(with apologies to Langston Hughes)

If only the Republicans were as excited about the prospect of free and fair elections in the U.S. as they are in Venezuela.

That’s exactly what he’s saying, yes. The darkness lies in all those citizens who agree with him (and the fact that the current system favors minority rule over majority opinion).

Excellent! Keep passing ‘em! Make the regressives stand up and be counted voting against it when it gets to the senate. Every one of these bills is a drop of water against the stone.