Trump tank has 6 teats like a pig, makes sense. 

And from the on we'll all remember July 4th as a truly American holiday. 

Just another example of his stable genius.

He’s the fucking President of the United States and he still has to fish for compliments in a way so pathetic that most 3rd graders would be embarrassed to try. 

I have a strong feeling that Trump genuinely believes that the US doesn’t have patriotic displays because he spent all of his time in his Tower and thinks you have to have ID to buy groceries. So when he went to France and saw the grandness of their display, he also wanted in on the dick waving without any thought to…

I hope they declare it a national holiday!

did not expect that line to ever see print...

Wow. Guess I gave him too much credit. 

I love the part about “your favorite President,” immediately followed by “me,” because even Emperor Narcissus here knows nobody would ever think of him without clear direction.

He probably stole the idea from one of his dictatorial idols

Trump’s imagined Trump July 4th, but more white/less Korean.

$20 million in aid doesn’t help much when the US sanctions being imposed are costing $30 million per day. The UN and the International Red Cross have both denounced the “humanitarian aid” that the US is trying to force into the country. This wasn’t to help the Venezuelan people. This was to give the US an excuse to…

Fighting talk here from the somehow still approved troll who only a little while back praised Trump’s tough actions...

Man, Big Oil really wants their stuff back.

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So essentially, the basketball players are now going to be called “anti-American” because they didn’t show proper respect to the “true Americans” outside the arena who were marching to honor a bunch of traitors who wanted to destroy the United States. And “true Americans”  have to honor those traitors for when they…

Can’t wait for the administration at a school who’s mascot is the Rebel getting mad because the kids didn’t respect the flag.

I think doing this in college takes much more balls because you aren’t getting paid and hopefully have a scholarship that won’t be dropped in retribution. It isn’t like you are at least in a professional league making a liveable wage.

Russia isn’t mentioned because Manafort wasn’t charged with anything related to the Russia conspiracy directly. He was charged and convicted for financial crimes and the counsel then attempted to pivot his co-operation into the Russia investigation. This allowed the judge, for example, to rule that Manafort lied about…

Geez, Don Jr., don’t take it personally.