Do we need much more than a searchable Twitter feed for Trump’s library?

Nah, facts are #fakenews!

This is the same guy who wanted people on mars by the end of his presidency. He wants some big flashy advancement to happen during the time he’s in office so he can plaster his face over it and take all the credit.

Back in the day, it was big business Republicans didnt care about illegal immigrants for farm and house labor.  It's like he thinks he can change history just by saying words

“parents scurry back to work as good little servants of globalized market capitalism...”

It's hard out here for a corncob, isn't it, bubbie?

So...childcare is a...socialist takeover...? I don’t get it. Does Tucker’s team even try to reason out these arguments when they’re writing the day’s script? Or do they just take whatever buzzwords are polling well and mash them together? So fucking stupid.

Yeah, appealing to your relatively narrow base and alienating everyone else by enacting broadly unpopular policies is an absolutely brilliant political strategy.  This motherfucker is playing two-dimensional tic-tac-toe for sure.

And McConnell can’t block a vote on it, either. If it passes the House, it has to be voted on in the Senate. So at the very least, you’re getting all the Senators on record on whether or not they support it or not.

Ya know, it seems like the fact that he didn’t pass this when the GOP controlled the WH, House, and Senate is going to bite him and them in the ass as well. There is no good reason they would have waited if there was an emergency. A court will just throw out his order on the faintest challenge. Basically: You say…

Fuck, I fell for it again.

Run with it and force the Republicans to take a stand on it.

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

OK, so the irony of you quoting a Russian, Lenin, to illustrate the foibles of Republicans, who turned to the Russians to help them suborn free and fair elections in 2016, is just too freaking rich for me right now.

Except they are too stupid to understand the power of the Internet or they would have never voted for it to be available to the public.

There’s a crucifixion joke in there somewhere.

When reached for comment, Kris Kobach said he sees absolutely no evidence of voter fraud.

Testifying against your parents—even when it’s becoming clearer and clearer that they maybe, probably at least knew about sloppily committed election fraud—has got to be tough as hell.

Sorry your dad’s a shitsmeared coldblooded traitorous crook, dude. But thanks for actually telling the truth. Between this crook’s honest son, and the other crook’s dim stepdaughter, the story is just flowing on out, innit? And lo, the facts are exactly what we thought they were.