Animatronics have come a long way ...

That’s funny, when Mrs. Neanderthalman asked me how things were going with Cohen’s testimony yesterday I said: “Well, all the Repubs are calling him a lying liar who lies.”

It’s interesting how comfortable she seems at rallies:

“As I stand before you today, I see the greatest president in history. Of course he is. He was chosen by God,” Lindell continued.

Shut the fuck up, Tomato Face.

“This wasn’t a walk away like you get up and walk out,” Trump said, like a person who definitely doesn’t have brain worms. “The relationship was very warm and when we walked away it was a very friendly walk.”

The Internets never forget ...

What we’ve learned today: Man who throws a fit about being called racist for using race as a prop, and then uses race as a prop to show how non-racist he is, is actually racist.

Shut up, Tomato Face.

All you need to know about him is right here in his Twitter account:

It’s funny how you resort to calling him “triggered”, but didn’t address a single point he made.

Am I understanding you correct ? Just wanna understand

Yeah, Mrs. Neanderthalman and I were just talking about this.  If they can flip 4 in the Senate, even though the House isn’t veto-proof, the record will show that neither legislative branch supports him.

I’m pretty sure this is Tomato Face. He’s been known to adopt a right-wing persona every once in a while. Also his comments yesterday really had the tomato feel to them. Here’s a sample:

Incel ... party of one ...

Mrs. Neanderthalman just forwarded this tweet to me. Seems apropos here:

Hey, Matt ... nice little congressional seat you got there ... sure would be a shame if something happened to it.

And we don’t understand why you feel the need to create new burner accounts to troll on an almost daily basis. Is your need for attention that strong, Tomato Face?

He’s probably gonna talk a bit about it but then deflect and talk about the power station in Morelos he’s having so much trouble about

No real disagreement here, but I feel he has to denounce Maduro, for the optics if nothing else.