She’s not the hero we deserve, but she’s the hero we need ... really need ... really ... desperately ...

Trump reportedly didn’t even tell Mattis about the firing personally—he had Secretary of State Mike Pompeo do it for him.

Yeah, but he still looks like he’s 15 years old.

It’s curious how the current administration doesn’t believe that background checks are necessary for staff at migrant children’s centers, but strengthened the requirements for sponsors of immigrant children:

Mrs. Neanderthalman suggested that he’ll pardon Flynn and hire him.

but I can tell you, The people on the border, they want a wall

she told agents her daughter was sick but was told that it was normal for everyone coming to the facilities to be sick

Well, look ... here’s a psychopath-in-training with too much time on his hands:

Interesting juxtaposition between these two comments:

Exactly. And if you also have 2 timeouts plus the 2:00 warning, even if you don’t make it, you should get the ball back in better field position than you would after kicking it off to them after the FG. (Again, assuming you trust the defense to stop them.)

As usual, Jim Wright nailed it:

“I don’t see the problem here” ...

Fuck ... just when you think they can’t sink any lower ...

So the question is: Who can he find who is even worse than Zinke?

My favorite part was when he shared this bit of “wisdom” with us:

“the Paris accord is not working out too well for Paris. Because of that accord, the whole country is burning down”

Hey, they don’t even need to worry about finding money for it. According to the tweeter-in-chief, Mexico’s already paying for it:

Hey, lighten up, pal.

DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly.