“the Paris accord is not working out too well for Paris. Because of that accord, the whole country is burning down”

Hey, they don’t even need to worry about finding money for it. According to the tweeter-in-chief, Mexico’s already paying for it:

Hey, lighten up, pal.

DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly.

We already deport more than that many.  According to the DHS’ own numbers, we deported over 300,000 people in 2016:

“Best coin flip ever ... no one has ever flipped a coin like that ... believe me ... NO COLLUSION“

Is there any part — you know, one of the things that the speaker said, he goes, “Well, in hindsight maybe we gave the governor too much power.” Take the partisan hat off a minute, all right? I know that, that perhaps many people read that comment tongue in cheek. But do you believe he’s right?

I mean, I want to believe, really I do, but my gut says this theory originated from some bizarro world progressive equivalent to QAnon.

One minor quibble: Trump is not really one of them. He’s tried all of his life to be elite, but it’s not in his DNA (even though he managed to get elected president).

The NYT article also mentions that Trump boasted during the campaign that he used E-Verify:

Walker spokesman Tom Evenson said 78 of the 82 appointments were sent to the Senate for confirmation “months ago.”

Junior ponders his relationship with his dad ...

<sad trombone>

So Jefferson Beauregard has decided to spend his last days sitting on the veranda sipping mint juleps and talking about the War of Northern Aggression.

Damn, I was sure they would go after Jeff George.

And his MAGAcolytes will cheer and say how glad they are that we have such a strong, manly preznit.

Hello, Tomato Face.

Ooopsie ...

Nope, not today ...