I’d be down if it pulled the same thing the other Friday the 13th series did and turned into an anthology show that had nothing to do with Jason or Crystal Lake

very much! so many evangelicals will go on and on about the “new covenant in christ, he fulfilled the law, sooooo”

One of the funniest things my friend Ann (born in Vietnam) ever said was “why do white parents hate their kids so much”. She mentioned her parents being strict and the stereotype of strict Asian parents but then seriously was like “strict Asian parents will do anything to help their kids succeed meanwhile white…

I love this. Makes me want to go sit outside the comic-book store and listen for the cries of outrage like the Grinch waiting for the Whos to discover Christmas has been stolen.  

To be fair, he traded up.

He was something to behold.  They all were, really.  In the 90s everyone was at peak Catalano.  

So she makes a career out of humiliating herself, joins up with a comedian who is known for humiliating himself and then decides she’s offended at being asked to humiliate herself. Have I got that right?

This country is now just lousy with assholes.

Sort of like anyone I know who was declared themselves as ‘hating drama’ have been the most insufferably dramatic people I’ve ever known. 

“Where do we all stand on nepo baby discourse these days?”

Over it, because it was always stupid.

I expect that a significant number of people whose parents are athletic will likely also be athletic. I expect that a significant number of people whose parents are smart will also be smart. I expect that a significant…

No one expects Stewart to be a propagandist for Biden the way Tucker is for Trump. It’s just supremely unreal to see the media at large, including Stewart, treat Biden’s age and occaisonal gaffes as if they’re in any way comparable to Trump’s insane, dictatatorial, self-absorbed ramblings.

Yeah, I remember my aunt complimenting me on how thin I looked when I was 16 or 17, and all I remember thinking at the time was “ah, so you’ve always considered me a little butterball but now that I’m (temporarily) thinner-looking you’re comfortable talking about my body.” Just...don’t talk about people’s weight. Say…

I remember back when Stamos was saying they divorced because he wanted a family and Romijn was insistent that she didn’t want children. Then that story failed when she and O’Connell had children shortly after marrying. He’s been trying to find a reason to blame her for 20 years because he can’t accept the fact that…

Who hasn’t done one or two episodes of L & O: SVU?

The idea that if you’re a socialist living in a capitalist system you should for some reason refuse to make any money is one of the dumber one’s out there. Socialists don’t take an oath of poverty, you know.

Oh, I see how it is! Disney buys Hulu and then suddenly they decide they’re too good for ostrich-fucking! Allegedly!

This is a franchise built on exploitation. They cast a certain type of women (mess) and launch them at each other. Andy Cohen would’ve been salivating for racism, addiction etc. This is not a scripted TV show; this is basically putting bitches together and hoping a tabloid story breaks out.

And Keanu still walks among us...

I’m a Commander (and Major!) truther. I think they know some of those agents are up to no good and responding appropriately. 

I never thought of “health code violations” as a nickname for Trump, but that works.