WB Exec: It turns out that due to time travel shenanigans, The Flash movie was actually released 15 years ago, and it has subsequently been locked in the Disney Vault.

Euphoria’s got its flaws but I binged watched 13 Reasons Why over the holidays (don’t ask me why, I get the entire last week of the year off and had a lot of free time with Omicron cancelling plans) and after watching that nihilistic piece of shit romanticize suicide/mental illness/rape/the list goes on, Euphoria…

As someone who was 15 when My So-Called Life aired, I’m morally and genetically obligated to be in love with Jared Leto, but even I have to admit that he is... a lot.

I’m giving you an updated and more blue version of the thread we’ve got going at DenofGeek.

Feige needs to rip off the Band-Aid and just say, “Because I can.” As in:

“Look, kids. We are going to strip those Netflix and ABC shows for every useful part we can and ditch the rest. We aren’t going to honor every choice they…

All I want for Christmas is for people to stop comparing Dave Chapelle to Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Exactly! For me it’ll be alcohol long before some glazed ring of cakey goodness.

I’m not a Hollywood Star, but I can give an anecdote from my own life.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

I don’t want kids and I already decided that if I get married or engaged, instead of moving in together, we’re going to move to move to separate places that are very close by. I didn’t decide not to have kids just to play mom to a grown man and let’s face it, maybe 2% of grown, straight men don’t expect their…

he should’ve finished his meal instead of marrying it.

Listen, unless you’re Steve Martin or a felt frog, I probably want you to leave the banjo at home.

I don’t know if Alex Beresford did this on purpose, but rubbing a narcissistic prick like Morgan’s nose publicly in what had to be a major ego blow to him--he’s lucky Morgan didn’t get an AR-15 and go postal on the entire set.  Wow was that fucking delicious to watch.

Jack was 12 and Wolf was 16. Suggesting they should be in a romantic relationship is one of the worst things you’ve said, which is impressive, given your record of saying stupid things.

Counterpoint: if it was a warm day, no tights is vastly more comfortable than wearing tights. It’s ridiculous to force a small child to be uncomfortable because of “tradition.” That has nothing to do with Hollywood or Instagram.

the moment he learned snapchats can be saved

¿Qué pasa? I am muy muy...how you say....excited(?) for their familia. I am wishing them todos the happiness in al mundo — a la playa, a la biblioteca, y la discoteca. ¡Feliz cumpleaños! Arriba arriba...ándale.

The only part of Contagion I enjoyed was when Goop died.

There was a great Buzzfeed piece a few years back about how Taylor Swift has spent most of her career using victimhood as a marketing schtick, from the Kanye West stuff to all of her (often dubious) inferences to bad boyfriends. This feels very much in line with that. I’d be more inclined to agree with her criticism…

i think it’s one thing to be like ‘this is annoying and corny. bad, dated joke.’ and another to be like ‘for shame on this entire enterprise for this vile sexist transgression on international women’s month! my legion of fans, attack!’

A conversation is absolutely fine. Trying to determine if someone is manipulative by manipulating them is inherently problematic and hypocritical.