I voted NP on this... but it isn't really nice... more like a late night pickup from a Florida strip club that you're not quite sure you want your friends to know about yet but are very positive it's going to result in some seriously dirty deeds that will make you smile every time you get in it. Yeah.... just like…

That car looks like you asked it to hand over its wallet.

These kind never caught on:

Relevant.

Idk, I think “Shift Knobs” would play well as a self-deprecating double entendre, because it’s very much their sort of humor as well.